one:
today is the day
our sovereign Lord has ordained
stuffing our fat face
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two:
a strange holiday
no presents but a parade
and i should give thanks?
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three:
turkey makes me sleep
its a good thing the Jets stink
nap, and miss nothing
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four:
tofurkey? not me
i like my turkey with meat
that crap's yours to eat
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five:
those were all bitter
how 'bout I write another
i am thankful for...
(hmmmm, oh I got it!)
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six:
I can give thanks for
sugary kernels galore
Mmm, that candy corn
Bill Wolf Is Funny
ReplyDeleteHe used the word crap a lot
Turkey is so good
i used 'crap' just once
ReplyDeletethat doesn't count as a lot
yeah, turkey is good
you're amazing, dude
ReplyDeletewith a capitol A Z
flowing like Jay-Z
Jason's Haiku rhymes
ReplyDeleteThat is a sign of the times
Turkey is divine
Seriously though, number three was really funny. Very, very good. Like Jimmy Dean sausage good.