Thursday, November 22, 2007

a thanksgiving haiku...or two

one:
today is the day
our sovereign Lord has ordained
stuffing our fat face

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two:
a strange holiday
no presents but a parade
and i should give thanks?

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three:
turkey makes me sleep
its a good thing the Jets stink
nap, and miss nothing

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four:
tofurkey? not me
i like my turkey with meat
that crap's yours to eat

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five:
those were all bitter
how 'bout I write another
i am thankful for...

(hmmmm, oh I got it!)
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six:
I can give thanks for
sugary kernels galore
Mmm, that candy corn

4 comments:

The Anonymous Human said...

Bill Wolf Is Funny
He used the word crap a lot
Turkey is so good

bill said...

i used 'crap' just once
that doesn't count as a lot
yeah, turkey is good

jason said...

you're amazing, dude
with a capitol A Z
flowing like Jay-Z

The Anonymous Human said...

Jason's Haiku rhymes
That is a sign of the times
Turkey is divine

Seriously though, number three was really funny. Very, very good. Like Jimmy Dean sausage good.