Tuesday, December 05, 2006

ch_ _ch s_gns are a_azing

What's missing? U R. Of course...I M too.

Who doesn't love church signs, huh? Sometimes they are painfully out-of-date:

If God is your co-pilot, you need to switch seats

Sometimes they are painfully up-to-date, but make absolutely no sense at all:

God is our true wireless provider

But either way, they are always good for...well, I'm sure they are good for something.

I wanted to share with you my favorite church sign ever. I got it narrowed down to two but couldn't decide between them, so I decided to just show you both.

Well, those are my favorites. What are yours?


greg said...

Think it's hot outside? Hell will be hotter.

Hot out? Try prayer conditioning.

Try one of our sundays.

Yeah... those are the worst 3 I could think of.

My all time favorite FAKE sign says:

"Get your ass to church".

There's a church I would go to! :)

The Anonymous Human said...
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jeph said...

My intern puts our sign up every week. A few weeks ago she put up, "mean people need to be loved, too."

It was based on my t-shirt of the same slogan but no one got it. I laughed my butt off.

My preacher has since bought her the official church sign book to keep her "relevant." :)